Sparty's lineage

Most people are born to a man and a woman, correct?

Well, for our dear friend Spartacus, this has proved been proved to not be the case.

Sparty was "created" as a by product of an orgy between four Smurfs, Donald Trump, Sonic the Hedgehog, a painting of Rosie O'Donnell and a Tremolo.

Just thought I'd let you all know this.