Hai thar

So, Maje's passed out drunk, and Sparty died spontaneously, so that leaves me to keep you guys entertained somehow.

Odds are, it'll be me shouting random facts at you for no apparent reason. For example:

Many Christians believe that God created the Universe and all of that crap. Well, what they don't know is that 3 weeks beforehand, Chuck Norris created God, and the Universe just sort of... happened a little while later. God just took the credit for it. Because of this, Chuck got a little pissed off, and roundhouse kicked him in the face for it.

No matter which way you look at religion, Chuck Norris is always the common denominator. He was the father of God and Buddha's uncle, while he adopted Spongebob when he was a kid, and Allah was the product of his raping said Spongebob.

So there you have it. Chuck Norris = proof beyond science and religion that science > religion. Nuff said.