BLOG POST 2

So me and Sparty were talking about this dream I had the other day. There were LIONS. JESUS CHRIST LIONS GET IN THE CAR!!! But THEY WERE ROCKING THE CAR TRYING TO GET IN OH NO WHAT DO WE DO. AND THEN THERE WERE COWS ON THE OTHER SIDE ROCKING TRYING TO GET IN BUT THEY COULDN'T BCOZ LIONS. And so we were logically freaking out and unable to escape from the car. So, I had to make a daring jump for the VAN, which would be big enough to fit the CAR into. After we threw the sheep inside it at the lions, to make space. The sheep also served as an obvious distraction, with what being edible and making noise and thrashing around. But anyways, the car got inside the van, but then we had to ditch the car and just drive away in the VAN. BUT THEN EARTHQUAKES! IN KENYA! THEY GAVE THE BABIES POWERTHIRST and they ran as fast as KENYANS against actual KENYANS and they raced against KENYANS and it was a tie and they were deported back to HAITIIIIIIIIIIIIII.