YARRRR

So last night I ordered a pizza. Except I forgot to tell them to deliver it, so I had to drive into the next townshend over and go get it. The guy who gave it to me was like me, even had the same name, but he was a nerdy, socially awkward neckbeard, so I think I need his job. Also damn, the pizza was salty. They gave me lots of wing sauce because I am awesome, though, so whatever I eat today will be covered in wing sauce and probably make me poop fire for the next 3 weeks. But it is very worth it, because that sauce is pretty warm, and tastes good. SEXY, BABY. Also, go to Pizza Hut and order like 5 Big Italy pizzas, make Pizza Hut lose money!