James says: KICKASS

James says:

KICKASS

I will be writing a blog soon about the CAL Cast and Transformice

KiwiDean says:

I couldn't think about anything better, lol

Transformice, huh?

intriguing...

James says:

that game

is made for trolling

and it's so funny

KiwiDean says:

oic

by "that game" you mean Transformice?

James says:

yes

KiwiDean says:

lol, k

James says:

Also I'm pregnant

KiwiDean says:

oh, OK

Sparty the father?

James says:

HELL no

he's just the husband

Buzz is the father

KiwiDean says:

ahh, OK

when'd you go to Englandland?

James says:

last Thursday

KiwiDean says:

lol, fair enough

and would I be correct in assuming that you got molested by roughly 18 pedophiles?

James says:

yep

and then beaten by crooked cops

and anally raped by a prostitute

(don't ask how, I'm just glad she returned it after)

KiwiDean says:

lol, dildo

either that or "she" was a manstitute

that's pretty common in England. Most of them are from Africa

James says:

oh god

KiwiDean says:

English is a minor language there now, I've heard

James says:

in Africa?

KiwiDean says:

nah, in England

James says:

the fuck

Seriously, what? England, the mother of all dominating the world and suppressing their culture, is being SUBVERTED? OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD. Transformice: There is a cheese and a hole. You are a mouse. Must get to cheese and then back to hole. Catch: cheese is often difficult or impossible to reach without divine intervention. Luckily, one player per round is the "shaman" who can summon objects and attachments out of midair to help mice get to cheese and back again. Of course, since the shaman must be doing shit most of the time, it is very easy to troll people.

Simply make bridges/platforms that LOOK solid, but once they appear, are ghost bridges. (only interacts with other objects, not mice). Greedy fuckers who can see where it will appear will jump for it to get the edge on others, only to fall through it and die. Another way to troll is to make a bunch of useless platforms that make a tree. Or a house. Or a dildo. Seriously, just screwing with people by making something worthless is great, because they give you "10/10 WOULD HIRE AS ARCHITECT". Bonus points if YOU manage to climb up it to the cheese and claim all the players suck.

Best option: don't do shit. Scream in chat for SHAMAN HELP and FUCKING NOOB SHAMAN YOU SUCK. Feigning that you didn't realize the shaman changed and getting people to fall for it is funny. Even better if you do things that may be construed as helpful but kill everyone. Or just outright kill everyone, block the hole, and /dance. Fun for you, but not really for anyone else except the few survivors.

http://www.transformice.com/en2 (there is also a en server and a fr server, but en is lagged to shit most of the time and no one likes the french.) PLAY IT. OR ANVIL GOD WILL CRUSH YOU.