To inject new life into the limp, dry & lifeless fish carcass that is pre-L'Oreal hair I present to you three simple ways to improving anything. Literally. Anything you can think of can be improved with one of three things.
- Velociraptors - Seriously though, how many films have you watched *coughtwishitecough* and thought desparately needed improving? Yeah, I knew it. Imagine that Edmund Cullten pansy running away from a vicious dinosaur. Yeah. Told you. AND REMEMBER HOW MUCH FUN THE DINOSAURS WERE HAVING!? The could've partied all night if Kanye hadn't had anything to say about it "YO DINOS I KNOW YOU'RE PARTYING HARD AND ALL AND IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT THE MOON HAD ONE OF THE BEST METEOR STRIKES OF ALL TIME. OF ALL TIME!!". As it was he was wrong and that meteor was the best of all time. You know why? Yep, Velociraptors.
- Gravy - Goddamn I love me some gravy. Got a Pie? Slap some gravy on that. Chips? Sure why not. Bangers & Mash? Don't mind if I do! Lasagne? Now don't be absurd but that's where the next thing comes in.
- Stephen Fry - NATIONAL TREASURE. With this
GODman (he's a god really though) things that can't be improved with Gravy or Velociraptors become 9001% more awesome. Look at him. If any of you americans knew anything about him you'd agree. I can't think of anything i'd rather do than join Stephen Fry and hunt Triceratops with my pet Velociraptors and eat my kills with some Gravy.
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