Why can't you cut marshmallows with a spoon, eh?
I was shopping and the bastards charged me 30p for a lemon i don't even really want. What the fuck.
THAT BETTER BE BABY SPINACH. Adult spinach just don't cut it nowadays.
Yo CAL. Peace dudes.
Saturday, 31 July 2010
Tuesday, 13 July 2010
BLOG POST 3
What's Santa's favorite gardening tool?
HOE HOE HOE!
Santa likes Hoes
YOU SHOULD LIKE HOES TOO
LIKE HOES
HOES ARE CRYSTAL METH
CRYSTAL METH IN A CAN
HOES ARE POWERTHIRST
BUY HOES TODAY
ALSO SEX
In other news, the official Bingo scorecard:
Spartacus: 2
Maje: 2
Fallen Angel: 0
Felix: 9000
FELIX ALWAYS WINS
FELIX IS WINNING RIGHT NOW
FUCK
ALSO SEX
Tuesday, 6 July 2010
MajeSan is a Pimp.
It's true. He told me. I'm not even lying or anything. He also told me he likes whips and chains. I worry. Irishman+Whips+Chains+Guinness+Pimp Suit=One very fucked leprachaun. GG TFP.
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